Glory of F***...

I am sure most of us have already read this,heard this and seen the videos.Yet it's amazing to see what results we can get by the power of our observation.


[+]~ ~ ~ f*u*c*k-the most colourful word

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This is an excerpt from the speech made by OSHO about the word F*U*C*K and its amazing properties and contribution to the English Language. See the irony.



erhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, noun...


It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), o as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an adjective (Mar is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary.)
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****".



Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to many situations:
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1. Greetings "How the **** are ya?"


2. Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."


3. Resignation "Oh, **** it!"


4. Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."


5. Aggression "**** YOU!"


6. Disgust "**** me."


7. Confusion "What the ****.......?"


8. Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!"


9. Despair "****ed again..."


10. Pleasure "I ****ing couldn't be happier."


11. Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"


12. Lost "Where the **** are we."


13. Disbelief "UN****INGBELIEVABLE!"


14. Retaliation "Up your ****ing ***!"


15. Denial "I didn't ****ing do it."


16. Perplexity "I know **** all about it."


17. Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"


18. Greetings "How the **** are ya?"


19. Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"


20. Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."


21. Directions "**** off."


22. Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"


[+] It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing asshole."


[+] It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."


[+] It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"


[+] It can be maternal- "Mother****er."


[+] It can be political- "**** Dan Quayle!"




<*>It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
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*)"What the **** was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima


*)"Where did all these ****ing Indians come from?"
General Custer


*)"Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic


*)"Thats not a real ****ing gun." John Lennon


*)"Who's gonna ****ing find out?" Richard Nixon


*)"Heads are going to ****ing roll." Anne Boleyn


*)"Let the ****ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle
"Challenger"


*)"What ****ing map?" Mark Thatcher


*)"Any ****ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein


*)"How the **** did you work that out?" Pythagoras


*)"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" Michaelangelo


*)"**** a duck." Walt Disney


*)"Why?- Because its ****ing there!" Edmund Hilary


*)"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?" Joan of Arc


*)"Scattered ****ing showers my ***." Noah


*)"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy